Twitter users have been left captivated after someone commented on a toy’s oddly specific little detail.
Bob Velcoro posted this picture of a toy horse, which seemed, well, just fine.
But then he turned it over, commenting, “Not sure why this toy needs this level of detail.”
Not sure why this toy needs this level of detail pic.twitter.com/WB7WKJQKcI
— Bob Velcoro (@atbobb) January 5, 2017
Now before you think Velcoro was just being sex-shamy, he made an interesting observation.
The gorilla, lion, zebra, giraffe, pig, and sheep do not have dicks. Only the horse.
— Bob Velcoro (@atbobb) January 5, 2017
As did others.
@atbobb that’s a human dick
— Quinoa Appropriator (@MattAlwayswrong) January 5, 2017
@atbobb I feel like it’s not even to scale tbh fail all around
— Roy 🌹 (@yavin_alliance) January 5, 2017
Then this.
@atbobb @Dieuwer Maybe they should meet 💕 pic.twitter.com/LoWn1JjJsw
— Fjerd (@jordivanderoord) January 5, 2017
@atbobb @KevinCarson1 turns out there’s no non-creepy way around doll crotches
— anonymous (@chi_corgi) January 5, 2017
Distractify
