Sweden has found a way to make even sex ed seem ‘cutsie’. 

A new song has taken the children of Sweden by storm, and well we must admit it is very catchy.

But what has us a bit perplexed is the content… 

We took the liberty of pushing the lyrics through Google Translate and well, see what we came up with. 

Popi – dip -pop snippedi penis!
Here comes his dick in full gallop
He who has no pants
dangling dick and ass bar
Snipe – dipp – dipp – snippedi -do !

Snipe – dipp – dipp – snippedi -do !
[Vagina] is impetuous, yes it can you believe
Even on an old lady
[Vagina] sitting there so elegant

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So different with almost the same thing
Pee pee through the penis or [Vagina] if you’re a girl
Willie and [Vagina] what a lovely bunch
[Vagina] and Willie sing our chorus
Willie and [Vagina] available on our body
Snippe – dip dip snippedi – prick

Popi – dip -op snippedi – prick
Hang and throw in a little body
Snipe – dipp – dipp – snippedi -do
[Vagina] is cool , Baby I Love You

What do you think about the video as a way of teaching young kids about their private parts and their apparent “friendship”?

We’re not sure we would feel comfortable singing along on a family road trip but each to their own…

Some other interesting elements of the video clip is the singing penis and vagina, equipped with microphones, the ‘old lady’ with a cane (ergh… we don’t want to know why she needs that) and the multiple different hairstyles and top hats.

While we may not have been singing along to something so baltant growing up, we do admit that there are many songs that we would sing along to, oblivious of the meaning. 

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Here’s some of our favourites in no particular order: 

1. Next – Too Close (or the cover by Blue if you were part of a younger generation)

2. Khia – My Neck, My Back (lick it) – even the clean version was suggestive enough!

3. Bruce Springsteen – Dancing in the Dark

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4. Madonna – Like a Virgin

5. Vengaboys – Boom, Boom, Boom

6. Spice Girls – When Two Become One

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7. The Bloodhound Gang – The Bad Touch 

8. Ginuwine – Pony

9. Salt-N-Pepa – Push it

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10. Frankie Goes To Hollywood – Relax!

What are some of the ones we missed???

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Missed Laurel