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Laurel Invents New, Better, Hilarious Names For Animals

Laurel had a brainwave this morning, she decided to come up with better names for animals.

She's not happy with the some of the names chosen by the first people to find animals.

Octopus should be "Floppy, Floppy Sea Spider", and a slug should be a "Naked Snail", and our personal favourite is skunk, which she thinks should be called a "Fart-Squirrel".

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